July 24, 2009

The WTF diet

Last night on Twitter we imagined Rush Limbaugh pounding away like an enraged walrus as he tried to get off. No, don't ask. Today, instead of an asshole, we bring you a facehole:

Michael Jackson's fake nose missing, reports fake news organization.

Michael Jackson wore a prosthetic nose, according a report -- and it was missing from his surgically mangled face as he lay in an LA morgue.
Left behind was a small, dark hole surrounded by bits of cartilage, said witnesses who saw the King of Pop's body on the autopsy table.
-- brrrrrrrrrr. From the NY comPost.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I guess MJ's a bit old for the "Got your nose" game, despite his fondness for children.

thesmoots said...

thanks alot, now the rush slimball pic is ruining my sleep, thanks

Unknown said...

Don't experiment with your children's health! Protect them from dangers of obesity! But I know, how to lose weight!

Anonymous said...

Йа йэбу... Вас тута сборищэ Пейдоразусов!
Писсетец! Фсех бы атписдилл!
Пшлинах!
Сасите!

Anonymous said...

Йа йэбу... Вас тута сборищэ Пейдоразусов!
Писсетец! Фсех бы атписдилл!
Пшлинах!
Сасите!