July 22, 2009

Palin... nonethical... blah blah blah...

Sarah Palin faces ethics questions over her legal defense fund which was set up to fight ethics questions.

"I can only apply the Ethics Act as currently written," Personnel Board investigator Thomas Daniel told News of the Duh. "And as currently written, it does not allow a state official to use her position to solicit funds to pay for a private attorney or any other personal expense."
Even duhmer: have the taxpayers pay for it.

1 comment:

thesmoots said...

Dipsticks measure the amount of lubricant in an engine (usually). Palin measures the amount of ignorance in a country, usually with her bank account, so dipstick is really a better name for her than barracuda, since the poor fish are only aggressive when hungry and she's aggressive on purpose out of ego-centrism.