December 24, 2008

Breaking News

White House Christmas: Cheney Gives Enriched Uranium Again

According to several people on Mr. Cheney’s list, he has given enriched uranium for the past five Christmases. He has not revealed publicly where the uranium was obtained, or when.
In related news.....
In Lab Tests, Anthrax Spores Die When Exposed to Cheney

Heh......have a Merry one.

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