April 22, 2008

The best rebooblican team on television

Oh good: Bush White House propagandist Tony Snow has joined CNN as a conservative commentator. Because, dammit, there aren't enough gpuke cum-dribbling fuckwads abusing and sliming Democrats in the media.

Fox Nooze anchor, Fox Noise radio host and Bill O'Reilly's go-to guy when he's too busy abusing falafels to host his radio show is looking forward to developing a "deep, creative and aggressive analysis of both political parties, their candidates and campaigns" on the most trusted name in old white guy news.

I'm looking forward to his agressive analysis, not only of Sen. Osama's bitter campaign, but Hitlary's shrill one and St McCain's Reaganesque, straight-talking mavericknitude. Golly, I'm so verklempt I could plotz!!!11!

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