October 30, 2007

Detectives investigating gay republican lawmaker

No, the other hypocritical bigot.

State Representative Richard Curtis (R-Ectum) reportedly had consensual sex with another man at a downtown hotel that later led to blackmail. However Curtis says there was no sex and he isn't gay. Now Spokane police are trying to determine if Rep. Curtis did in fact have a gay encounter here that made him a target for extortion.

Investigators are also looking for a still unnamed man who was porking the Republican. The pair reportedly had consensual sex inside the hotel and later Curtis was threatened that the liaison would not remain a secret unless he submitted to the extortion.

The alleged late night encounter is in sharp contrast to Curtis' political persona. Curtis has voted against domestic partnerships for gay couples and opposed a bill that would have outlawed discrimination based on sexual orientation.
Bonus: Curtis, who said that he did not solicit a man for sex and that he is not gay said that he "got into this mess just trying to help someone out."

Of his pants!
Bwaaaaahahahahahaha!

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