September 26, 2007

New Iraq Progress Report

Astonishing signs of normalcy and amazing Progress:

Civil war has been averted in Iraq and Iranian intervention there has “ceased to exist,” Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki said yesterday.
Fan-sergifucking-tastic. So it's time to bring the troops home, right? Uhhh no. So what will next week’s American casualties have died for? Duh. al Qaeda. Again.
Lather, rinse, repeat....repeatedly. And why aren’t we condemning Saudi Arabia for funneling all that money to the Sunni insurgents? They are killing Americans too. Just because Saudi Arabia didn’t actually give them the weapons, they are still guilty by giving them the money to buy weapons.
Update: Even More Progress
Iraq was on Wednesday rocked by powerful car and suicide bombings that killed 28 people, bringing the toll in a three-day surge of bloodletting across the country to about 70, officials said.
"There was an increase in violence in the past few days," US military spokesman Major General Kevin Bergner told reporters in Baghdad. "We had been expecting it."
So, you see, since we were expecting it, it's a sign we're kickin' ass!!
Bonus Progress Report: The Cheney Menstruation is requesting $190 billion MORE from Congress, which will make 2008 'The Most Expensive Year of the War.'

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

" They are killing Americans too. Just because Saudi Arabia didn’t actually give them the weapons, they are still guilty by giving them the money to buy weapons."

yeah. from us. detecting a pattern here? we send over the weopens, and then "loose" them, SA (some moonlighter from Carlisle, or dude with a corner office atop of Dubai) buys them for the Sunnis, and the money gets funneled back to whoever is whorewarmonger of the week (pick from about a bazillion "contractors"). it's a new form of money laundering. another way to get US taxpayer bucks with no paper trail.

i guess that might sound wacked out, but I'll bet what's left of my check after taxes that it's something like that.
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