November 29, 2006

Leaked White House memo trashes prez
Clueless, impotent patsy is ruining everything!

"His intentions seem good when he talks with Americans, and sensitive reporting suggests he is trying to stand up and force positive change,” the memo said. “But the reality on the streets suggests [he] is either ignorant of what is going on, misrepresenting his intentions, or that his capabilities are not sufficient to turn his intentions into action.”
Or all three! OK, they're not talking about Captain Underpants. They're trying to win hearts and mi shift the blame of the Iraq debacle to the new PM, Nouri al-Scapegoati. Classy move, btw. Assholes.

Update: Il Ducebag's summit with al-Maliki was put off Wednesday after the White House was caught dissing their designated fall-guy's ability to control the bloody Iraqi clusterfuck. The White House said the two leaders would meet on Thursday, as if a day later would magically erase both Maliki's memory and the ongoing carnage.

- m

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