July 26, 2006

Citizen diplomacy
Please don't hate us 'cause our president is a dumbass!

With anti-American sentiment at unprecedented levels around the world - a trend that has accelerated sharply under the 'unilateralist and arrogant' reign of King Gropie McStupid - Americans worried about their country's low standing are pushing a grassroots campaign to change foreign perceptions of the United States "one handshake at a time."

"Hey, lookit this! If ah shake this thing hard enough, it makes noise!"
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