June 29, 2006

What's shriveled, cheesy, and as useless as three tits on a boar?
"Airport security found a bottle of Viagra in Rush Limbaugh's luggage, so they held him up for three hours. Let's all say the punch line together, shall we? So they held him up for three hours, and then the Viagra held him up for another three hours." - Conan O'Brien

"Well, it's Tuesday, or as Rush Limbaugh calls it, 'hump day.'"

"Airport officials said they first got suspicious when they noticed Rush couldn't keep his tray table down."

"Here's an interesting fact. Did you know this? Even when Rush Limbaugh is on Viagra, he still 'leans to the right.'" - Leno, in between Clinton's cock jokes.

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