All hat and four or five cattle
Bunnypants, World's Widdlest coWpoke, has more Secret Service agents than cows on his Texas estate, the Lazy W.
Fun fact: those cows? They're not even his.
W: "Mommy! Whaz that big fuzzy thing over there?!"
Laura: "Jebus Christmas... it's a fucking COW, Georgie. Now pass me the thermos of gin and tonic. Asshat."
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August 30, 2005
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