WTF Is It Now?!?

Steady leadership
After major bitchslapping from bloated, pissed-off svengali Karl Rove, Bush has flip-flopped: now says 'we will win' the war on terra.

Bunnypants' earlier comment "and the ensuing criticism took attention away from the carefully crafted image of Bush as a decisive wartime commander-in-chief who is securing America's safety and sure of the course on which he has set the nation," the AP warbled. Christ in a handtruck.

And wtf is the Kerry campaign doing??? They're not going to win by playing mr nice guy, for petessake.