October 30, 2003

George Bush: Jesus helped me stop drinking, getting abortions for girlfriends, doing coke, getting DUIs...
Unfortunately, Jesus didn't help with the 'incompetent, powerhungry numbskull and virulant liar' part.

The Kennebunkport Kowpie stopped Wednesday night at a Christian youth center in Dallas, to promote his "compassion agenda" on his way to his bogus ranch, the Lazy W.

Hopalong Hop-head will stay at Rancho el Bunco through the Halloween weekend, with a day trip to Ohio, scheduled for Thursday and campaigning in Kentucky and Mississippi on Saturday.

Fun Fact: Fratboy McFoto-op spoke with banners over each shoulder, one saying "King of Kings" and the other "Lord of Lords." Jeezus K. ****.

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