June 25, 2003

Hearing little voices in his head...
Mine usually just tell me it's time for a refill.

"God told me to strike at al Qaida and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East." - Squinty the Red-eyed Crackfiend, to Palestinian Prime Minister Mahmoud Abbas at Aqaba.


Priorities
Emperor Snippy went on to say "If you help me I will act, and if not, the elections will come and I will have to focus on them."



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