October 17, 2002


Wacky headline of the day: "Vatican Won't Bless U.S. Bishops' Pedophilia Plan" (you can see it here).




Guess you've all heard the latest chapter in republican family values: neither Columba or Jeb! could bother to stand with their crackhead daughter Noelle during her court appearance today.

Of course, she was sentenced to only 10 days in jail - and that for violating the terms of her drug treatment program, not for the rock of crack cocaine that was found on her person while in rehab. I guess fundraising with his older, stupider brother was more important for Florida's hanky mascot and next loser. As for Mrs Jeb!, who knows - maybe she was out drinking. Heavily.





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