September 26, 2002






SO, SADDAM WALKS INTO A BAR...
Yeah, war, death and destruction are always real knee-slappers.

Bush was in the Oval Office with President Alvaro Uribe of Colombia when he was asked whether Hussein was a bigger threat to the United States than al Qaeda. "That is an interesting question," the Moron of Midland began. "I'm trying to think of something humorous to say." - the Washington comPost.





POOTIE-POOT POOH-POOHS PADDING PRESENT UN POSITION
MOSCOW (Reuters) - Russian President Vladimir Putin called today for a political solution to the Iraq crisis through existing U.N. resolutions, the Interfax news agency reported.

"We favor a rapid resolution of the situation around (Iraq) on the basis of existing U.N. Security Council resolutions, and in accordance with the principles and norms of international law," the agency quoted him as saying.

Bunnypants is pushing for a new U.N. resolution which he hopes will piss off Saddam enough that he gives the AWOL Wonderchimp the excuse he needs to get in there and start bombing.




LAZY, DUMBASS PRESS
Great rant from Scott at AMCGLTD.com:

"YOU! Yes You! Get off your f*cking ass and step out of your f*cking office and go out into the F*CKING world some time before you print something. We know that to you the library was just a great place to score dope and hit on chicks when you were working on your journalism degree, but now you got a job that requires RESEARCH. You know R-E-S-E-A-R-C-H? Those funny oblong things actually open up and TELL YOU THINGS.

[......]

"Buy a clue. Do some goddamned research. Quit picking your noses and regurgitating press releases and actually DO YOUR F*CKING JOB."




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