April 27, 2002


Cowardly Bunnypants orders Powell to Phone Israeli Prime Minister

An impatient Drinky McDumbass told Israel - through a second party - to halt its incursions into Palestinian areas "now", as UN Secretary General Kofi Annan delayed the arrival of a UN fact-finding mission to the refugee camp in Janin for one day. And he means it!

"(The) Israelis understand my position. I've been very clear and there has been some progress, but it's now time to quit it altogether; it's time to end this," the Moron of Midland blatted, making his second such appeal in two days.

The comments came one day after the Impotent Ignoramus's talks with Saudi Crown Prince Abdullah, in which the two leaders discussed the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, its implications for US relations with Arab countries, the wild turkey at Bunnypants Bunker, and Squinty McPinhead's new Spiderman pajamas.

As if to flip Laura's Little Loser the bird, Israeli soldiers re-entered the West Bank town of Qalqiliya and, separately, fired on Palestinian protesters near Yasser Arafat's headquarters in Ramallah.



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