March 27, 2002


In Other News:

New Adult Diaper Guaranteed to Withstand Red Alert Announcements
Arthur Andersen Client List Down to Gambino, Lucchino Families
Ridge Demands to Be Referred to as "Der Homelünder"
Can You Shut Your Damn Dog Up, Or Do I Have to Shove the Hairy Little Bastard Up Your Ass?
New Relationship Resets Britney's Virginity Odometer
Saints Trade 1st-Round Draft Choice for Magic Beans
(- - The Daily Probe)

*Opening pic: "Jaffa", @ Maru








No comments: